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July 17, 2010

OH WELL, THAT’S SOCIETY…

I AM SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT LOSING MY HAIR AND I THINK THIS IS COMMON FOR YOUNG MEN WHO ARE LOSING THEIR HAIR. THERE ARE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS IN LIFE TO TACKLE IN LIFE THAN HAIR LOSS. I AM 27 AND FINALLY TRYING TO LEARN THIS. IT IS HARD BECAUSE SOCIETY TRIES HARD TO MAKE ME FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS.

Hello Doctor,

In August 2009 while visiting Minneapolis, I feel about 9 feet off of a roof, This unfortunate accident landed me at the U of Minnesota Hospital.

The fall had shocked my kidneys into not working. After 24 hours without urinating, the nurse informed me that she would need to insert a catheter. I was fearful of the actual physical pain of something in my penis, but also of the vulnerability associated with losing control of ones own body. When the moment came, I clenched the sheets as tightly as possible while looking the other way. It’s as if it wasn’t happening to me if I couldn’t see this flexible tube being inserted into my body.

Ultimately, this experience made me more acutely aware of the weakness of the body and the humiliation of loose of control as well as the inevtabi that goes with old age.

Thank you,

NOAH.

Dear Doctor:

Ten years ago I was receiving conflicted messages from men. I developed a large chest very early in life. As I aged, men were either drawn to my large breasts or rejected me because I was aging.  I decided to do something about it. I got a job at Hooter’s as a “Hooter’s Mama.” After a year of low cut outfits and good reviews I acted. My friend does make-up for movies and painted realistic black scabs on my breast for 2 months. Though I had good work reviews I was summarily fired. My lawyer and I sued Hooters for 10 million dollars in damages. The award was granted to me by a female judge for adhering to the Hooter’s rule even with leprosy black scabs on my décolletage.

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